There is a science behind the composition of a Christmas cracker joke, a dark science. What is Christmas if it doesn't involve a silly little joke from a cracker? Here are some of the best Christmas cracker jokes. Catherine Tate, Ricky Gervais, Ed Byrne, Chris Addison can these and other top comedians make your festive dinner go with a bang?.
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